FUNNY STORY - CARJACKER FOILED
As soon as everyone is packing heat we'll all be a lot safer, right?
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags
and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it
and that she will if required... so get out of the car. The 4 men didn't wait around for a second invitation but
got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the
car and got into the drivers seat.
Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition.
Her car was identical and parked five spaces further down.
She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant that she told the story to
nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale white
males were reporting a car-jacking by a mad, elderly, white woman... no charges were filed.
