Some "Chicken crossing the road" jokes for you to enjoy.
By the way, if there is a person's name after a quote below, please note that the person did not actually say those words, but SHOULD have!
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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken...of course!
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Why DID the chicken cross the road...
There was free beer on the other side.
(Anonymous redneck!)
To prove to the armadillo it actually could be done.
(People from armadillo country will get this one.)
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
(William Shatner)
How many roads must one chicken cross, before they call him a chicken?
(Bob Dylan)
That depends on what your definition of "cross" is.
(Bill Clinton)
For the greater good of humanity.
(Plato)
A chicken is an autonomous being, and thus the choice to cross the road was of his own free will.
(Immanuel Kant)
Give me five minutes alone with that chicken and I'll find out for you.
(Police Officer)
In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it overcame years of turmoil to finally accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
(Barbara Walters)
Because the [censored] chicken wanted to cross the [censored] road for [censored] sake. How [censored] tough is it for you to [censored] comprehend that [censored] fact.
Jack Nicholson
To buy my "Sweatin' with the Chickens" exercise DVD.
(Richard Simmons)
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
(Dr. Seuss)
That chicken is fired.
(Donald Trump)
For his 15 minutes of fame.
(Andy Warhol)
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
(Ralph Waldo Emerson)
The chicken crossed because...will you let me finish. Now, let me finish. Let me finish! Oh, forget this stuff. I am announcing today that I am starting the "Chicken" policital party to reform this country.
(Ross Perot)
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
(Mark Twain)
It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.
(Howard Cossell)
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
(Buddha)
He crossed the road less traveled, and survived. That made all the difference.
(Robert Frost)
When a chicken in your dream crosses a road in your dream, do you enquire into his motives after you awaken?
(Ramana Maharshi)
If I told you I would have to kill you.
(Anonymous government agent)
Each time a chicken crosses a road, there is an equal and opposite crossing occurring simultaneously elsewhere.
(Isaac Newton)
I'm innocent! I'm innocent! Road? What road? I didn't even see the road...so how could I cross it?
(The chicken)
