Blonde Jokes Q and A
Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?
A: She had to break a window to get out!
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it
in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can understand them.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A: Thanks Guys
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q.What are the worst years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
