Put Your Foot In Your Mouth
Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the
midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in
jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little
casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning the company..."
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Did you ever find yourself laughing at jokes about fat people? You know, it is not a really nice thing to do, though if they are stupid and fat, then I guess that would make it more or less ok.
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0 comments Posted by Saurabh Tank at 3:16 AMBefore the time we had computers and internet we used to laugh over simple - short jokes but really funny ones. I am not sure when people started telling the funny jokes, but you can find it here as well as funniest white and mexican jokes and best funny video clips.
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First Day of College
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires,
"How much for a season pass?"
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