Do you want to read the best short jokes and all other funny jokes ?
0 comments Posted by Saurabh Tank at 3:16 AMBefore the time we had computers and internet we used to laugh over simple - short jokes but really funny ones. I am not sure when people started telling the funny jokes, but you can find it here as well as funniest white and mexican jokes and best funny video clips.
source: http://myfunnybreak.com
First Day of College
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this, a male student in the crowd inquires,
"How much for a season pass?"
Thanks to http://crazy-jokes.com
In case you weren’t aware of it, there are internet geeks everywhere. You probably know a few, in fact… you might even be one. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be, well, an internet geek.
10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.
6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.
5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as “my@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.
2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. You’ve actually reached the end of the internet.
What'd You Think?
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