Before & After Wedding
Before wedding -
"you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding -
"you get on my nerve."
Before wedding -
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding -
"you are worse than godzila. "
Before wedding -
Roses are red, violets are blue
Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding -
Roses are dead, I am blue
You get on my head, I will sue you
Before wedding -
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding -
You want to go, he says lei tang-la
Before wedding -
She enjoys his looks
After wedding -
She enjoys his cheque book
Before wedding -
Shopping at Sogo, Lot 10 and StarHill
After wedding -
Shopping at Pasar Malam at Chow Yang SS 2
Before wedding -
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding -
Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before wedding -
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding -
Furthest you go is Gasing Hill
Before wedding -
He opens the car door
After wedding -
He opens his mouth and snores
Before wedding -
She / he was your ideal
After wedding -
She / he becomes your ordeal
